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Ericsong / Ballad De Suerte / My Old Friend / Just Like Your Mom
Borracho / Theo / Seven To One / The Ave / Success & Virtue / Ampland
Ham Brulee / Bandar Aayaa!! / Pride / Parents
Gub'ment Is The Mob / Locust / McSong / Quality Of Life
Dirty Kurty / Make It Stop / Death Ray

 

ERICSONG
MIKE PIAZZA GETS NO REST
HE'S GOT A PHONE STRAPPED TO HIS CHEST
EVERYTIME HE LEAVES HOME
SOMEONE CALLS HIM ON THE PHONE

BRIDGET - GURU - D&D
WHY WON'T THEY JUST LET HIM BE?

BALLAD DE SUERTE
IN 3RD GRADE, I GOT TO WONDERING
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
TO BE THE PLUMBING

BATHROOM... DICK IN HAND
INSTEAD OF THE CAN
I TURNED IT ON ME

P-E-E IN MY E-Y-E
I PISSED IN MY FACE

MY OLD FRIEND
DRY HEAVES AS I WAIT FOR THE BUS
THROBBING HEAD, ROTTING GUTS
SWELLING PAIN BEHIND MY EYE
IF IT WEREN'T FAMILIAR I THINK I'D DIE

I WOKE UP HUNGOVER AGAIN
IT'S LIKE WAKING UP NEXT TO AN OLD FRIEND

GOT TO WORK WITHOUT INCIDENT
WITH MY COFFEE I TAKE 3 ASPIRIN
THE DAY IS LONG AND MY PATIENCE IS SHORT
IF PEOPLE WEREN'T ASSHOLES IT WOULDN'T BE WORK

JUST LIKE YOUR MOM
RIDING MY DICK - JUST LIKE YOUR MOM
PAYING MY RENT - JUST LIKE YOUR MOM
SHITTING WITH THE DOOR OPEN - JUST LIKE YOUR MOM
DON'T REWIND YOUR PORNO TAPES - JUST LIKE YOUR MOM

I'VE GOT BAD HABITS - JUST LIKE YOUR MOM
I'M A NASTY MUTHAFUCKA - JUST LIKE YOUR MOM

SHUT UP AND PLAY THE DRUMS
LEARN THE LYRICS
CHANGE YOUR STRINGS
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM

BORRACHO  HEAR IT!
CUT ME OPEN TO CURE MY ILLS - EMPEIZO ESTA GUERRA
BUT I STILL DRINK THIS SWILL - MI DIOS ES LA CERVEZA
IN THAT BED I WAS GLAD I WASN'T DEAD - ESTE HOMBRE ES BORRACHO
NOWADAYS I FEEL ONLY DREAD - ENFERMO EN LA CABEZA

THE ONLY THING THAT I CAN THINK
IS WHERE I'LL GET ANOTHER DRINK
HAPPIEST WHEN I'M INCOHERENT
UPON ALCOHOL I AM DEPENDENT

EMPEIZO ESTA GUERRA - PURE HATRED SWELLS WITHIN MY BOWELS
MI DIO ES LA CERVEZA - SNAP AT FRIENDS AND THROW THEM SCOWLS
ESTE HOMBRE ES BORRACHO - HATE MYSELF SO FUCK YOU
ENFERMO EN LA CABEZA - DIE

THEO
THEO THE FREELOADING BUM
COVERED THE SOFA IN CUM
STILL HAS OUR FUCKIN' KEYS
IF I SEE HIM I'M BREAKING HIS KNEES

GET OUT FREELOADER

EVERY TIME I COME HOME
I HAVE TO WONDER IF I'M ALONE
HE COULD BE IN ERIC'S ROOM
POKING HIS ASS WITH A BROOM

GET OUT FREELOADER

GOT MY REVENGE
STANK OUT HIS FRIENDS
FLOODED THE BOWL
HA HA HA

FUCK YOU FREELOADER
YOU GOT YOURS
CRAPPED IN YOUR PARTY
AND RAN OUT THE DOOR

SEVEN TO ONE  HEAR IT!
A SIX PACK FOR TWENTY-ONE WHICH EQUALS THREE
AND LIKE NEW YORK, NO CHANGE FOR THE NEEDY
ALL THE BEGGARS ARE PHYSICALLY DEFORMED
WITH ONLY TWISTED NUBS OR BROKEN FEET WERE THEY BORN

I BARGAINED A MAN DOWN FROM 600 TO 70
TEN BUCKS FOR A HAT OF QUESTIONABLE QUALITY
IT SERVED IT’S PURPOSE, IT LASTED AS NEEDED
BUT WAS THAT ENOUGH, WAS HIS FAMILY FEEDED?

AFTER THE TRIP IS OVER IT’S TIME FOR THE GUILT
BY THEN IT’S TOO LATE OUR BAGS STUFFED TO THE HILT

REMORSE IS CONVENIENT, BUT CHANGES NOTHING AT ALL
WE’LL FORGET IN TWO DAYS AND BE BACK IN THE FALL
UGLY AMERICANS, VACATIONERS ARE WE
PLANNING OUR ATTACK BASED ON MONEY
“WHERE’S MY DOLLAR STRONGEST? WHERE CAN I GET THE MOST?”
THIS SPRING IT APPEARS, MEXICO’S EAST COAST

THE AVE.
FORCE US TO THE WATER
AND RUSH US INTO THE SEA
WE FIGHT AMONGST OURSELVES
AND GET ARRESTED HAPPILY
ARGUING OVER A STREET
DON’T MEAN SHIT
CROSSING US OUT
JUNIOR SUCK MY DICK

SUCCESS ...
I’M YOUR HAMSTER IN THE HABITRAIL / SHOOTING THROUGH THE TUBES
IN ORDER PREPARE FOR WORK / I FILL MY BUTT WITH LUBE
DAYS ARE SPENT ON MY KNEES / NIGHTS ON MY BACK
IF THERE’S A GOD FOR ME / I’LL SOON DIE OF A HEART ATTACK
MY JOB HOLDS NO FUTURE / BUT I DON’T CARE
I’LL DIE YOUNG AND BROKE / WITH A FULL HEAD OF HAIR
DRINKING MYSELF TO AN EARLY GRAVE / SHALLOW LIVING IS WHAT I CRAVE...

... AND VIRTUE
VIRTUE AND VICE ARE BOTH THE SAME
WHEN ONE IS IN MY HAND THE OTHER’S ON MY BRAIN
RIGHT FROM WRONG IS NOT THE PROBLEM
ITS WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO FOLLOW THEM
MY LIFE IS A CYCLE OF COMPLETE INSANITY
MY PROBLEMS STEM FROM MY VANITY
CHASING MY TAIL, RACKING MY BRAIN
WHEN IN DEATH, THEY’RE BOTH THE SAM

AMPLAND  HEAR IT!
ONE FISTED COMPUTING IS ALL THE SAME
TURN ON THE MAC & PLUG IN MY NAME
WAIT FOR THE DOWNLOAD & BEGIN TO STROKE
OH MY GOD IS THAT A BOTTLE OF COKE?
IN HER SNATCH? NATURALLY IT HAS TO BE
THIS IS THE SITE THAT CATERS TO ME
AND MY SICK SICKNESS
AMPLAND, YOU’RE THE BEST

OK, AMP LET ME IN

BEAT MYSELF OFF AND WIPE OFF THE SCREEN
BEST DAMN PORNO I’VE EVER SEEN

HAM BRULEE  HEAR IT!
MY LIFE’S A MESS / NOTHING GOES MY WAY
LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER / ALL GOD DAMN DAY
I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS / I’M GETTING DIVORCED
I’VE GOT A JOB / BUT IT’S THE WORST
ON MY BACK / A CAN OF GAS
HAMS ON HOOKS / I BURN ASS

I GLAZE HAMS STUFF ‘EM INTO CANS
TORCH THEM UP BURN PIGS BUTTS

LIMITED ENGAGEMENT / GOT AN EVACUATION PLAN
IN ONE MONTHS TIME / I’LL SAY GOOD BYE
TURN IN MY TORCH / ABANDON MY POST
HEAD FOR THE WEST COAST / I’M GHOST
HONEY GLAZED, LOW SALT, VIRGINIA

BANDAR AAYAA!  HEAR IT!
IN THE CITY OF NEW DELHI / NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM
AM I MONKEY? / OR AM I MAN?

BANDAR AAYAA! THE MONKEY IS COMING!

I’LL GET YOU DRUNK / & STEAL YOUR PHONE
WHEN THE COPS SHOW UP / I’LL BE LONG GONE

PRIDE  HEAR IT!
IN YOUR EYES / YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME
CLINGING TO RULES / THAT DON’T LET YOU SEE
THAT IF YOU NEVER / CHANGE YOUR POSITION
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE / A CLEAR VISION

PRIDE - YOU DON’T DRINK
PRIDE - YOU DON’T THINK
PRIDE - YOU DON’T SMOKE
PRIDE - WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

STRAIGHT AND CLEAN / THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE
WITH YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND / YOU CAN’T SEE FAR
JUDGING OTHERS / BY HOW YOU LIVE
IS RIDICULOUS / YOU FUCKING KIDS

PARENTS  HEAR IT!
MOMMY IS TIRED FROM MAKING THE BREAD
NEVER TOO TIRED TO GIVE DADDY HEAD
DADDY DON’T LIKE IT WHEN MOM’S CROTCH IS DRY
HE FIXES IT UP WITH A DROP OF KY

SAGGING AND GRAY / ARTHRITIC OR NOT
THE KIDS ARE AWAY / MY PARENTS STILL FUCK

DAD SPENDS HIS DAYS MOWING THE LAWN
HE SPENDS HIS KNIGHTS CHOWING ON MOM
MOMMY GETS PISSED WHEN DAD’S DICK GOES LIMP
SHE DROPS TO HER KNEES TO GIVE HIM A LICK

GUB’MENT  HEAR IT!
WE’VE INHERITED A SYSTEM THAT SERVES IT’S SELF
ON OUR BACKS IT MAKES IT’S WEALTH
KEPT IN OUR PLACES BY HISTORY’S RULES
LAWS ENFORCED BY TODAY’S FOOLS
HIGH SCHOOL THUGS WHO BECAME COPS
MEAT NECK PAWNS WHO WORK FOR US
DICK HEADS STRONG ARMS

LOCUSTS  HEAR IT!
MY MIND IS RACING, ITS HARD TO THINK
MY NECK IS SWEATY, I WANT A DRINK
FINGERS TWITCH & EYES CAN’T FOCUS
OH MY GOD HERE COME THE LOCUSTS

McSONG  HEAR IT!
McDONALD’S IS THE ENEMY / FOR ENVIRONMENTAL SLAUGHTER
ECOSYSTEM DESTROYERS / & MULTINATIONAL TORTURER
BUT - GUESS WHAT?
McDONALD’S IS THE ENEMY / MULTINATIONAL FUCKS
ONLY OUT FOR BUCKS / AND THE COMMERCIALS SUCK
BUT - GUESS WHAT?
DAMN THEIR FRIES ARE GOOD!

QUALITY OF LIFE
FUCK THAT DICK RUDY GIULIANI
CAN’T BUY HERB IN MY FUKIN’CITY
GONNA GET ARRESTED FOR SMOKING BLUNTS
CUZ I DO IT MONTH AFTER MONTH

STREET CRIME UNITS SCOUR THE BRONX
SHOOTING NIGGERS WHENEVER THEY WANT
OUT IN BROOKLYN A PLUNGER UP YOUR ASS
IS WHAT YOU EARN FOR GIVING COPS SASS

AT GRACIE MANSION HE SHEDS A TEAR
AS HE TELLS THE PRESS ABOUT HIS CANCEROUS REAR

DIRTY KURTY [KURT THOMAS]  HEAR IT!
I’D NEVER HAVE ANY PROBLEMS
I’D NEVER HAVE A CARE
IF I HAD ONE THING
KURT THOMAS’ STARE

MY EYES BUG OUT & SMOKE COMES OUT MY EARS
WHEN I GET THAT LOOK DON’T COME NEAR
10 MINUTES ON THE BENCH, 2 ON THE FLOOR
LOOK IN MY EYES TELLS YOU I DIDN’T SCORE
BEST TO HIDE WHEN I BUG OUT MY EYES
WHAT YOU GONNA DO? I COULD KILL YOU!

PUNCH TO THE NECK
VAN GUNDY’S WRATH
WON’T SEE ME TILL THE SECOND HALF

PUPILS PIERCING PLAYERS
NOTHING BUT ANGER

MAKE IT STOP  HEAR IT
MODERN LIFE IS WAY TO HARD
GOTTA MAKE IT TO THE BAR
SIT RIGHT DOWN AT MY STOOL
SOON I’LL BE A DRUNKEN FOOL
I CAN’T TAKE IT MAKE IT STOP

PEOPLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
THEY’RE NO GOOD
JUST A BUNCH OF
CLUE LESS JOES
BLANK EXPRESSIONS
FACELESS SHMOES

DEATH RAY  HEAR IT!
GOT A BRAND NEW DEATH RAY
GOT THAT FUCKER SET ON KILL
ANYONE GETS IN MY WAY
GONNA EXECUTE MY WILL
MARTIANS CAME FROM OUTER SPACE
LITTLE GREEN SHITS CALLED ME A DISGRACE
POINTED THEIR RAY RIGHT AT MY FACE
SNATCHED THEIR RAY AND SLAUGHTERED THEIR RACE

DEATH RAY DEATH RAY - FRY YOUR BONES
DEATH RAY DEATH RAY - TORCH YOUR HOME
DEATH RAY DEATH RAY - GONNA KILL YOU

DEATH RAY’S GOT A RED LIGHT
DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR PLIGHT
RIDE AROUND IN THE STREET
GONNA KILL EVERYONE I MEET
MARTIANS COULDN'T TAKE ME
AND NEITHER CAN YOU
IT’S MY RAY NOW
GONNA REDUCE YOU TO STEW

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